

Tortoiseshell Square Sunglasses
- Regular price
- $200.00
- Regular price
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- Sale price
- $200.00
Short Description
These aren't your algorithm-generated luxury dupes that flood your social feed—they're that perfect era of Dior eyewear when the house actually cared about hinges that wouldn't snap if you looked at them wrong. Square frames that somehow manage to avoid the dreaded "I'd like to speak to your manager" energy that plagues most angular eyewear.
The tortoiseshell acetate has that specific amber-meets-chocolate depth that immediately separates luxury frames from their mall kiosk counterparts—the kind of subtle material flex that only other eyewear obsessives will clock while everyone else just wonders why you look so effortlessly put-together. It's giving "I summer in places without all-inclusive resorts" without trying too hard.
That signature Dior weight distribution means these actually stay on your face when you look down at your phone—none of that constant slippage that makes cheaper frames so immediately identifiable. The proportions nail that elusive balance between statement-making and actually flattering, avoiding both the microscopic Y2K revival territory and the "I'm wearing my grandfather's reading glasses as an ironic accessory" oversized look.
The slightly darker lens tint delivers practical sun protection while still allowing for eye contact—perfect for maintaining that air of mystery while seated across from someone at a sidewalk café, or simply avoiding small talk with neighbors at the farmers market. In a world of increasingly disposable accessories, these stand as a reminder of when designer sunglasses were expected to last through multiple administration changes rather than a single festival season.